I Am Not Drunk (The Bloody Beetroots Remix) – Benny Benassi

Who’s drunk? I never admit to being drunk when my friends and I get together. It’s just not me. I always know when to stop. And I have ways to keep myself from getting drunk.

Music is really important to me when drinking. Especially if it’s really pop or trance. I just get up and dance. The alcohol comes out of my body as perspiration. And I can keep myself from sleeping since dancing makes me lively.

Food! Another thing I need whenever I drink. Whether it be in the form of junk food, nuts, adobo, chicharon, chocolates, whatever. Food can be a great help to set the pace. I never really like taking a shot of vodka every 30 seconds.

Of course, no drinking session is complete without stories. So keep them stories flowing. I’ve never been the type to talk and talk though. But I do love laughing and making jokes about the stories.

Oh okay, I do get drunk. But not that often. And never drunk enough to piss my underwear. But even when I’m already drunk, I try to maintain a little bit of sobriety. I hate the feeling of waking up and not remembering what happened when I was drunk.

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